John Taylor

What is John Taylor?


1.

Founder member and bass-player of UK pop phenomenon Duran Duran whose real name is actually NIGEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once the sexiest man on the planet, had this disturbing characteristic of making adolescent boys really confused about their sexuality

I bet he fancies John Taylor, he's been nicking my extended format / special footage Girls on Film videotape!!

Play the fucking bass John!: a recurrent mantra in any Duran Duran gig this side of the millenium

See duran duran, nick rhodes, bad hair

2.

Having the force of the Flop.

Flop On John Taylor, Flop On.

See guitar, sexy, flop, jonas


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