Johnny Long

What is Johnny Long?

Another way for saying penis, this way bigs up the ego and makes the girls wanna say hello to johnny. If the penis is small see 'Stunted Shaun'

Girl's say Hello to johnny long, say hi and then slap the fucker in your mouth

Permission To Blow Tubes

1. Nautical. Requesting permission to blow hot steam on the tubes in a naval superheated boiler. Often thought to refer to a sailor by th..

Sastwatch

1. When a chick has a really thick, bushy, lush crop of pubes to the extent that it might have as much hair as Sasquatch. I was rockin&apo..

Angry Lion Tamer

1. You crack a whip, scaring the chick into spreading her legs then you ram your head down her coochie where she proceeds to open and clos..

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