Johnny Long

What is Johnny Long?


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Another way for saying penis, this way bigs up the ego and makes the girls wanna say hello to johnny. If the penis is small see 'Stunted Shaun'

Girl's say Hello to johnny long, say hi and then slap the fucker in your mouth


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