Kleenexes Edit Meaning

1. When you stop posting on an online forum/message board for a while then suddenly come back, you have just came back from an e-coma. Dud..

1. Lawyers that handle cases on Teh Interwebs. Not paid with money, but with e-penis size. Starting rate is 1 inch/hour. Interwebs Lawye..

1. The smallest MEASURABLE time unit known today, 1x10^(-24) seconds. Obviously, smaller units of time exist, but proper equipment and meth..