What is Kousha?
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Kousha (v.)
1. To throw a party whilst your parents are out of the house for a total of 10 minutes or less.
2. To hover around social groups, and contribute nothing to conversation but random noises in attempt to gain attention... and failing to do so.
3. To have a boner while sledding with a group of guys.
4. To pee on one's own house instead of using the proper facilities that are most likely closer than the former.
Kousha (n.)
1. One who fails freshman year english and smells like someone coated him down in piss.
2. One who lies about nothing in particular and then lies about telling a lie, thusly extending the lying streak.
3. A person who calls everyone in his phone book at least 3 times a night to see where the parties are, yet no one picks up.
4. Someone who has pillows on his couch that have glory holes in the middle of them.
5. Resembles an anus.
Kousha (adj.)
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2. Smells like someone who just showered in a combination of feces and piss.
2. "Man, Steve was so annoying just being around us earlier."
"Yeah, I think he might have grabbed my ass to try to get my attention!"
"Sounds like he kousha'd to me!"
3. "FUCK, I saw Bob Kousha'ing the other day."
4. "Dammit, I Kousha'd all over his floor the other night. It's a shithole in there!"
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a terrorist
there are koushas on this airplane!! call the police!
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