Lap Girlfriend

What is Lap Girlfriend?

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

Henning

1. (also: to henn) 1. To speak in a way that is not to be taken seriously or that is simply not possible to take seriously. Joke ridiculou..

Sheis

1. Sheis, an abbreviation of the German word "Sheiser" meaning shit Sheis, my brother seems to have pissed on his bed linen agai..

←dt#_

1. Acronym for "Backwards Down the Number Line. One of the new Phish 3.0 songs Mike, What did you think of that ←Dt#_ last night? Se..

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