Lap Girlfriend

What is Lap Girlfriend?

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

Zona Rosa

1. a place in KC missouri. I went to Zona Rosa to buy some clothes. See the buckle, hollister, limited too, justice..

Allergicy

1. To cause someone to have allergies. -Sneeze- Me: You are so allergicy; I only sneeze when I'm near you. See allergic, sneeze, si..

Blepse

1. much like blapse general rudeboy speak for punch rudey1: da fuck? rudey2: u betta believe it. i'll fuck you up! rudey1: nah mat..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Lap Girlfriend Edit Meaning