Lap Girlfriend

What is Lap Girlfriend?

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

Quiet Achiever

1. One who climaxes without making any noise. I was with Sherwin last night, and I didn't even realise he came. He's a real quie..

Idfkam

1. idfkam is an acronym for: i don't fucking know anymore man ..es from a late night of partying and not knowing what the hell ..

Real Speech

1. Simalar to "real talk" or "word is bond" Real Speech just means "that's real" or "that's my..

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