Lap Girlfriend

What is Lap Girlfriend?


1.

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.


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