Lap Girlfriend

What is Lap Girlfriend?

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

Cock Facilitate

1. To assist another in hooking up. Antonym to cockblock. Trudy and Dan frequently had time alone to hookup because her roomate would cock..

Legjaw

1. Pussy,female organ, located between the legs. She had a mighty fine legjaw on her! See snatch, lips, muff, honey hole, vigina..

Zoo Zoo

1. Slang terminology used by street gangs meaning Uzi. I'm going to go to the grocery store and get a zoo zoo See gang, urban, guns,..

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