Lap Girlfriend

What is Lap Girlfriend?

Girlfriend small and light enough to carry around, much like a lap dog.

After the torrential snowfall, Umberto was forced to carry his lap girlfriend everywhere, as to not moisten the bottom cuffs of her jeans.

Biscuit Hatch

1. slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc. close yer fuckin' biscuit h..

Shroom Buttcheeks

1. the underneath of the tip of the penis, where the skin folds into a buttcheek shap She licked my shroom buttcheeks...

<3kiss<3

1. 1. a common phrase used in I.M. and text. it signifies the high level of how desperate/emotionally dependent a person is. it shows that ..

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