Laserbear

What is Laserbear?


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The most dangerous animal known to man, described as a bear with unlimited access to the awesome power of lasers. They are extremely rare and are native to the Colorado Rockies. Their access to lasers comes at puberty, after an important laser-christening ceremony at the age of 4 (17 in bear years).

I'm sorry, Larold is out of the office due to the recent LaserBear attack he endured.

Aunt Flo's death was a tragedy, made all the worse by the fact that she was mauled by a LaserBear.

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