What is Lazy Piss?
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This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
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1.
To get it on, ie., arouse somebody, via text message (SMS).
Wow, I can get textualtoo.
I'm horny, let's get textual.
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