What is Lazy Piss?
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This is a bloke taking a piss, but sitting down to do it - like a woman.
Normally done when so pissed that you can't stand up straight.
"Eh Bez, yer so fuckin wasted, son, dat you berra take a lazy piss. If ya try an' slash standin up then yez gonna piss aal down yer kecks."
(Typically overheard in any club in the centre of L'pool)
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Said about a sexually appealing woman, with whom you would be very eager to have sex.
To explain the metaphor: you may be a little too ..
