Lazy Vegan

What is Lazy Vegan?


1.

Someone who clings to the title of vegan while still partaking in food that contains dairy, eggs and/or honey.

Steve: Um, can you eat that brownie? It has eggs in it and you're a vegan.

Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.

Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?

Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.

See vegan, carnivore, hypocrite, vegitarian, poser


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