What is Lazy Vegan?
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Someone who clings to the title of
Steve: Um, can you eat that brownie? It has eggs in it and you're a vegan.
Joe: Well, I didn't read the label so I don't know that for a fact. I guess I'm just a lazy vegan.
Steve: Isn't that a vegetarian?
Joe: Can't speak. Mouth full of brownie.
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