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Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider
see above, man...
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A not-so-little black book full of names and numbers of thickums.
Damn, where did I put my thictionary?..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..