Marie Claire

What is Marie Claire?

1. slang for an unripe banana

2. commonly used for the equivalent to virgin mary in scientology.

3. bad ass

4. small

1.what happens when you open a banana and realize its a marie claire?

2.xenu concieved a child through marie claire

3.my goodness havvvvve you ever seeen such a honest marie claire?

4.mice are so marie claire that they fit into holes between rocks.

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