What is Meepkin?
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1.) The classic art of receiving sloppy dome- piece while also dropping anchor. Requires ultimate concentration and involves the two most pleasurable things for a man, taking a shit and getting head. For the ultimate finish, meepkins are often followed by another classic art form the salad toss (or the meep toss).
2.)Often given as a reward for good deeds (i.e giving flowers, good attendance, similar to merits).
While battling constipation, my girlfriend helped ease the situation by providing me with a meepkin during the troubling time. As I was delicate after the fierce battle, she gave me a meep toss so I didn’t have to wipe.
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