What is Mercedes?
1.
A car which, upon entering, instantaneously turns a person into an arrogant asshole and makes him/her forget all traffic rules and regulations.
Look at that Merc driver over there, thinking he's the king of the road. Maybe someone should go and remind him of traffic lights, turn signals, lanes and road signs.
2.
1! a name meaning compasionate and merciful. its a spanish name. there was once a princess called mercedes in spain. :)
2" A really cool car :)
btw peeps, my name is mercedes :)
1! heyy mercedes :) ya wanna go to the cinema.
2" do you like my car? its a mercedes
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lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.
Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.
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In Germany (exspecially in bavaria) a lot of people own a mercedes.
Cars from Mercedes are even used as police cars, trucks or school buses!
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5.
The name of Emil Jellineck's daughter. Emil Jellineck was a Jewish banker from Austira who financed Diamler's racing efforts at the turn of the century, and subsequently earned the right to name the cars. Hitler must have been oblivous to this fact as he rode around the jewel of Germany, the Mercedes-Benz 770K.
Mercedes was Jewish, Hitler was an idiot.
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1. name of a sweet ass car.
2. name of a sweet ass girl.
3. name of a sexy car.
4. name of a sexy girl.
5. my name :]
1. whoah, that mercedes is fucking awesome. 2. that girl mercedes is hottt. 3. that mercedes is sweeeet 4. that mercedes girl is reeaaaalllyyy hott. dayum. 5. yeah im sexy :]
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An obese, usually very sexual chicken found in Zimbabwe and miami. they ususally have crabs and also herpes. they only mate with gorillas and whales (when they are beached)
they have a very distinct mating call which sounds much like a very obnoxious honking laugh
best friends with Courtneys who love their "papi"
found in strip clubs and on X Lax.
Did you see that Mercedes over there humping the gorilla?!
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