Mexican Mouthwash

What is Mexican Mouthwash?

1.

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

See tequila, booze, patron, spirits

2.

The act of having someone fart into your mouth and gargle with the the flatulence, up to two minutes for best results. This practice was developed in the northern most part of Mexico, but has since made its way to the mid-west of the United States.

Alejandro: "Honey, I am running late for my job interview. I need you to give me a gust of Mexican Mouthwash."

Inez: "Si."

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