What is Mexican Mustache?
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a very thin, pathetic excuse for a mustache mostly seen on early teenage boys who think it makes them look like men and on mexican labourer's.
teen 1: hey i think you have some dirt on your upper lip.
teen 2: oh no, thats my mustache.
teen 1: .....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but seriously nice mexican mustache.
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of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married
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