Microwaved Ass

What is Microwaved Ass?

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

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