Microwaved Ass

What is Microwaved Ass?

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.

This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.

Poontending

1. Tending to your poon. When you have to spend time with your fine lady friend instead of doing something possibly more exciting. I'..

Let's Just Say I Wasn't Mad About It

1. This is a statement made to indicate a situation a person doesn't want to just come out and say they enjoyed. Something unexpecte..

W33dz

1. this person usually kicks ass, is a pothead, and makes everyone laugh. OMG w33dz, thats to funny. See funny, w33dz, kicks, ass, pothea..

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