Middle School

What is Middle School?


1.

1. A place where your parents drop you off to be ripped apart by your equals.

2. Where you go from being a sweet, cute, elementry school kid to being a poser goth cutter listening to Avril Lavinge.

3. Where your hopes and dreams are shattered just in time for the next pit of hell: highschool.

Mom, don't make me go back to middle school today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!

2.

A place your so excited to go to right after you get out of elementary school but within 1 week your wishing the year was over

I couldnt dleep the night before but after the first week of it I wanted it to be over

3.

7th and 8th grade. Fucking shitpile run by crackwhore teachers.

Look at all those middle school boys. They need to get laid.

See Lucy

4.

Deepest pit in hell, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. Joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.

Anorexia

Cutters

All the shit

5.

the low point of most everyone's life...before reaching the age of majority, anyway.

middle school fucking sucked ass.

See junior high, school, high school, eighth grade

6.

Welcome to the shittiest time of you life. Enjoy the next 3 years of Hell!

Middle school sucked ass.

See shit, hell, school, suckage, boring

7.

a shitwhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread or become suicidal. supposedly everyone is "equal", but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow, limited only to the people in your classes or cliques. everyone in the fucking building has stress and anxiety issues....yet they still think they are different.

teacher: so who in this room has ever thought they have ADD but werent sure?

(everyone slowly raises hand)

teacher: dont worry, thats a common thought for middle-schoolers

i went to a shrink when i was in middle school...so did all my friends.

See middle school, junior high, high school, hell

1.

20% of all middle school aged girls. contrary to what the above cunts said, they don't give head. they're just cockteases

I wanted to pounce that MS slut but she denied me because she won't give it up until college. oh well, who wants an underdeveloped twat anyway?

See Phil

2.

A Female, who is in gr.6-gr.9, who has given hand, head, and has been screwed, ganbanged, and in the most extreme cases, filmed.

Usually girls who wear thongs for the older boys to see, and gives them head.

"Man, why u goin' so middle school?" (Boy telling gr.10 friend to stop getting head from gr.7 girl)

"Man, i wanna tap that middle school shit"

(Person referring to a middle school slut)

See Street Dogg

3.

Any slut who goes to Middle School

man that middle school done gave me best blow i ever had!!!


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