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Mother I'd Like to FartOn
I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
See milf, cougar, splosher, puma, urban cougar, cougarlicious, cougelicsious, cougdar, cougarism, cougardom, cougar killer, cougar prey, cougar cage, cheetah, cougar crush, cougar equation, on the prowl, bow chica wow wow, bow chica bow bow, bow chica bow wow, bow chika wow wow, cougarific, cougar slayer, bobcat, cougars, mountain lion, wildcat, cougar hawk, panther, jaguar, fart, air biscuit, flatulence, queef, dutch oven, cut the cheese, guff, hand grenade, shart, let rip
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Not to be confused with Milf, Milfo means Mother I'd Like To Fuck Off
My girlfriends mother keeps sticking her oar in, she's a total Milfo
See milf, mother, gilf, mother in law, bobfoc
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A Mother I'd Like To Fart On
Johns mum really pissed me off so I called her a MILFO
See milf, milfo, gmilf, fart, merked