What is Muffintology?
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A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.
Muffintology motto: Freaking the norms out is cool but the REAL challenge is to freak out the weirdos too!
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When you let feces dry in your asscrack, it leaves behind asscookies.
"Asscookies are falling out all over the place!"
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Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!
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