Muffstaph

What is Muffstaph?

Staph Infection (Staphylococcus aureus) of the vagina area.

May cause rashes, boils, and stinky pussy.

Justin: Hey you know that girl that plays on the softball team?

Dave: Which one?

Justin: You know the one with the muffstaph.

Dave: Oh ya that shit is Fucking sick.

See staff, vagina, rash, boils

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