Museterbation

What is Museterbation?

Getting yourself off or touching yourself inappropriately while listening to the greatest band ever, Muse.

After listening to "Supermassive Black Hole" I had to engage in a round of museterbation.

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When your muse suddenly uncontrollably inspires you to create a massive splurge of artistic works with little or no provocation.

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