Naked Monkey

What is Naked Monkey?

1.

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

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