Ninja Pooper

What is Ninja Pooper?


1.

A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.

Girl 1: How are you feeling?

Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.

Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.

See shit, poop, ninjas, nunchucks, throwing stars, parties

2.

A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.

I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!

See excrement, poop, feces, shit, dump


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