What is Ninja Pooper?
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A person who can take a shit any place, any time, without anyone knowing about it.
Girl 1: How are you feeling?
Girl 2: Much better since I took a shit in your studio apartment, thank you.
Girl 1: Wow, I had no idea. Gold throwing star, Ninja pooper.
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A person with incredible stealth in regard to their pooping skills. They relieve themselves without a sound or smell, potentially even carrying around an extra pair of shoes to ensure nobody detects them post poop.
I didn't even know someone else was in the can with me until I was washing my hands and saw his feet, sneaky ninja pooper!
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n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking
"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."
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Nickname for a mexican's penis
Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.
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