No-brain Moment

What is No-brain Moment?

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:

Thinks:

"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:

"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:

Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:

Thinks:

"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

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