Noodled

What is Noodled?


1.

A state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too shitty to function.

"Dude, I shouldn't even be working right now! I was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but I ended up getting totally noodled!"

See shitty, intoxicated chicken fucker, vodka induced cockgobbler, tatored, sot

2.

Verb - When your girlfriend has had too much to drink and can't stand up.

I had to throw my chick on my shoulder and carry her up the stairs cause she noodled on me.

See noodle, noodled, drunk, drunken, noodler

3.

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.

1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.

LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck

LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.

Lampy - ;_;

See blazed, lit, faded, trashed, toe up, whiskey dick

4.

really stoned

We got so noodled last night!

See Laura

5.

a term for when a girl gets fingered.

dude, i totally noodled that girl last night!


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