Old Man Winter

What is Old Man Winter?


1.

A creepy old man who rapes and ejaculates on people who live in unheated homes in the winter. Characterized by an icicle dick and two large snow balls. On walks to school or work he is the one blowing his load on your exposed skin. He has no mercy and is a rat bastard.

-Dude, I put on as many layers as possible but old man winter some how got through to my ass and had his way with me.

-That's nothing dude. I woke up this morning and he'd blown his load on my face and there wasn't enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.

See rape, cold, icicle, ice, frost, blue balls, pederast, global warming

2.

Old Man Winter is someone that is like a hobo but lives in a house

aka daniel Wynter

old man winter... "lots"

look up "lots" for meaning

3.

Old Man Winter is an old, elderly person who is cold-hearted and cruel. He is the kind of person that most people don't like.

Watch out for Old Man Winter!

See lyman


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