Random Words:
1.
A form of masturbation that involves tears, laughter, and self-pity.
A form of self manipulation in which the person is so sad that he..
1.
The male who is responsible for inviting along female companions when a group of males decide to go out. The Ass Captain has no other re..
1.
A guy with an old iMac. He uses a big pillow to whack off with. He is not that smart, but smarter than YOU!
I know your serious exile..