Random Words:
1.
When you're having anal sex with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you're just about to cum you pull out, wrap it i..
1.
My name is Ali Baba,
I come from foreign lands,
I beat up on your mother,
And then I clap my hands!
(CLAP) (CLAP) (CLAP) (quickly)
..
1.
An invitingly pokeable yet disturbing/deformed surface, usually found on men over 30 who relive their youth through neighbours and unsus..