Pasturnak Edit Meaning

1. To spank yourself and ejaculate on a chick's pussy. A better way to practice safe sex than using death-like condoms. That bitch wo..

1. Apple cider dick is the culmination of all things holy. It occurs when an extremely intoxicated person has a stinger (aka a raging hard-..

1. A girl you have fallen in love with and want to spend the rest of your life with. Person 1: Man this is like my 100th girlfriend, what ..