Pattison Moment

What is Pattison Moment?

A random act of senseless, unnecessary violence towards an innocent individual. Can be, but is not limited to 3 punches to the face

a random person pushes demetri into a wall:

Demetri: "why did you have to resort to having a Pattison moment??"

See violence, assault, punch, stupid, unnecessary

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