What is P.b.r. Shelley?
1.
n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.
Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
See
Random Words:
1.
Someone who farts 1st thing in the morning (usually at dawn), loudly enough to wake the rest of the household. (As compared to the count..