What is P.b.r. Shelley?
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n. 1. Someone who waxes poetic primarily when drunk on cheap beer. 2. Someone who imagines himself as such, but is only annoying the shit out of all his friends.
Lucy: "David, I don't know why you have to drink so much Jagermeister and then talk fucking nonsense."
David: "I have to Goddammit, I'm a poet!"
Rob: "Yes. A regular P.B.R. Shelley."
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