Pean Dick Edit Meaning

1. Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all d..

1. When you take a dump, freeze the shit and use it as a dildo. I heard that girl gave herself an Alaskan Railway. See dildo, shit, freez..

1. A Sun Microsystems Quad Fast Ethernet card, or QFE, which when sounded out sounds close enough to 'queef' that many system and..