Pedomitzvah

What is Pedomitzvah?

The 18th birthday of a person dating someone under the age of 18. (The day one becomes a pedophile.)

Ben's pedomitzvah is coming up. We shall hereby call his girlfriend "Jailbate Jane."

See pedo, pedophile, 18, jailbate, birthday

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