What is Pirates?
1.
Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.
Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.
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2.
The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.
"Arrr! Avast, we hit land!"
3.
The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.
"Man, pirates rule,"
"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.
"Shiver me timbers!"
"Is that a yes?"
"Walk the plank!"
"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"
"Ahoy there mateys."
"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."
4.
1n describe the pillaging robbers that used to roam the seas in the 17th century
2.or an abbreviation of the blockbuster movie trilogy, Pirates of the Caribbean.
3.Also the name of a NFL football team...I think.
1. Those greedy pirates stole my booty! Arrgh!
2. Pirates of the Caribbean was so cool! I can't wait for the third one!
3. Umm...I think the Pirates are beating the Giants...I think...
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5.
Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.
Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.
Limewire
Kazaa
Bearshare
Napster
BitTorrent
BitComet
Aries
AudioGalaxy
^^^^^^^ Heaven for Pirates
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6.
What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.
Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.
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7.
The holy being in the religion of Pastafarianism. Often prayed to by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen.
A: Dude, I keep praying that Lucy will ask me out but she never does.
B: Thats because your not praying to Pirates.
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