Poog

What is Poog?


1.

A cute animal, or rarely, a cute object (like a stuffed animal for example). Also used to describe people, as if they were your pets. Plural is poogs, or sometimes poogies.

Pronounced as poog, not pooj. It's thought to be a mixture of the words 'puss' and 'pig'.

Also see: kittensor puppies.

"Aww, clever poog!"

See cutie, sweetie, precious, kittens, Kraigy

2.

The mightiest of all men. He fights ignorant darkness in the name of wisdom, truth, courage, and honor.

Often accompanied by his brother and greatest Ally in the face of evil, Med.

Remember the Med and the Poog. Rejoice - for they shall lie in your hearts forever, if there you keep Them.

See poog, remember, med, power, amazing, honor, glory, courage, rejoice

3.

1. The act of tickling a weasel

2. The sound a weasel makes when tickled

3. The act of being royally owned, as if tickled like a weasel

1. Dude, I just pooged that weasel!

2. "Poog!" said the weasel.

3. Shit, you just got royally pooged at CS! OMG TEH 1337 |-|4x!!1!

4.

god like creature greater than all

*little jonny comes back from the dead*

poog has blessed him and given him a second chance

5.

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion.

"You lazy poog!"

"I'm hittin' that poog."

"I know she's a poog, but she's a fine honey."

See hispanic, puerto rican, lazy, minority, nick

6.

1.(v) the act of randomly becoming disconnected from the internet, especially while playing a game that requires an online connection.

2.(n) the sound of such a disconnection (see definition 1.)

1. "Crap, Danny went poog. Now we have to wait until he gets back online."

2. *poog*

See disconnect, d/c

7.

Most annoying shit ever, weird, small mouthed and eared, obsessed with fictional vampires and gets massively pissed when hair is touched. Much like their master: a Fiona.

"Look at that toad-looking thing!"

"Is that a toad? I assumed it was a poog!"

See horrid, annoying, spaz, glasses


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