What is Pootard?
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Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration
Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.
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Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.
My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!
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A male (usually white) who is wanted by ladies, so he can make sweet, hot, passionate sex at them.
man, i wish I was a zach humphrey
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when it is too cold to steal
Man, its fucking nigger popsicles outside.
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