What is Porph?
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a person that is in a way different from everybody else
The porph did not go with the crowd.
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A porph is the sound a fart makes in a bathtub.
Dude! Did you hear that? I was just taking a bath & I farted and it went "porph"!
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when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name..
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when a guy's junk gets bunched up within his pants, usually while wearing a cup.
Laxer Bro #1: Brah, you were touching your crotch..