What is Premature Congratulation?
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When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.
Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"
Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
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Term used to describe someone who eats a lot of shit
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Bro 1: Yo did you see Steph stuffing shit into her mouth last night?
Bro 2:..
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Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointin..
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A happy penis or when you get what you want you can say your penis is a jollywolly
Hey Jordan Steel had a jollywolly after having it up..
