Reality Impaired

What is Reality Impaired?

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

See drugs, haze, dumb, drool, stupidity

Pull A Mikey

1. to tell a huge unforgivable lie. if you're going to pull a Mikey, make it something realistic. you cant say you got heart surgery ..

Eme-over

1. the emo combover,the style of haircut these sisies perfer. where the bangs are gently lofted over ones face. Hey Kyle, like nice eme-ov..

Umecker

1. someone who likes to give blowjobs to spidermonkeys. she is a total umecker. See felacio, animalia, monkey, pot, blowjob..

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