Reality Impaired

What is Reality Impaired?

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

See drugs, haze, dumb, drool, stupidity

Zidowned

1. To be owned by Zidane; an ownage worthy of the level of Zidane's headbutt during the World Cup finals of 2006. see Materazzi Mate..

Gayer Than A Bag Of Dicks

1. Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic ha..

Carlpibe

1. To have sex in a car...this can be messy and uncomfortable. This stain is from last week's carlpibe. See Underoath..

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