Reality Impaired

What is Reality Impaired?

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

See drugs, haze, dumb, drool, stupidity

Zone Offense

1. A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick ..

Home Of The Terrapins

1. The state of Maryland, or the University of Maryland, whose mascot is the Terrapin. "I was herbin' 'em in the home of th..

3 M&ms

1. To be very close to being so fat that you can't get through yor doorway anymore. Wow! She's 3 M&Ms away from holy shit!..

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