Reality Impaired

What is Reality Impaired?

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

See drugs, haze, dumb, drool, stupidity

Penis Chomper

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Vaselate

1. to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a c..

D-brow

1. Any short Spaniard's unibrow. Damn girl you got a nasty D-Brow. Robert rocked a fantastic D-Brow for the lacrossing game. See un..

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