Reality Impaired

What is Reality Impaired?

The state of mind that a person experiences when taking prescribed Vicodin pills.

Too many vicodin pills, have made you reality impaired; I am your wife, not your mother!

See drugs, haze, dumb, drool, stupidity

Rug Sniffer

1. One who enjoys the aroma of a sweet succulant whore's mound/gash. "Wowzer. her puppy flaps smell like a really decent cheese,..

Quiet Johnny

1. The act of fucking a person in the ear. Dave Crespo gave a quiet johnny to his partner over the weekend. 1. The act of fucking a pers..

Zapfing

1. (Verb) when a doulble headed dildo is inserted into the anus by two males at the same time these 2 fags were zapfing it See gay, dildo..

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