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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..
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When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit e..
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Sneaky sex obtained while dumping your baby on someone else.
"we'll be back in a couple hours, we're just goi..