Retail Zombie

What is Retail Zombie?

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A Retail Slave who has been working too many hours, can barely move, is brain dead, and has a glassy look in their eyes. Retail Zombie is usually at epidemic proportions during sales, special store events, and the entire month of December.

I just found Michael barely concious in the breakroom, the Super Sale wiped him out, he's got Retail Zombie bad.

See retail, work, cashier, store, zombie
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