Rusty Johnson

What is Rusty Johnson?

The appearance of one's penis after you have had intercourse with your menstruating girlfriend/acquaintance/spouse.

"Wow, I really got a rusty johnson after slamming her when she was on the rag."

See johnson, on the rag, menstruating, intercourse, BBBMD

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