Sailmail Edit Meaning

1. Niall's old bird, has a moustache, three bumcheeks and a gee lined with sandpaper, along with a bad case of the stupids. Maaaaaan,..

1. When you start putting on tanning lotion and this somehow leads to a handjob. We would've got to the beach sooner, but we decided ..

1. The way of saying Fuckers, but used by the ones with less intelligence. Get out of our server, you fookers!..