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When a woman throws a wobbler at a guy for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Man1: "So I get home at 2:30 in the morning, after a nig..
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Pre-coital lubricant of the anus made from the fatty deposits found in sperm. Method:
1) Collect ejaculated sperm whilst still warm
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The most sincere tears of all.
Guy: Baby, the airport's closed and I can't make it home for Christmas!
Girl: Are you serious..