Schmegma Lips

What is Schmegma Lips?

(n) the white shit that gathers in the corners of one's mouth after eating stank rotten pussy or sucking dry dirty dick

Wipe your mouth before you hit the bowl Todd, you have shmegma lips!

Gathering

1. A get-together called a 'gathering' instead of a party, just in case people don't turn up and it turns out to be.. well....

Keiner

1. A funky old guy who teaches English in some old dumpy school somewhere I DON'T KNOW. OMGWTF!!!1!! U'VE BiN KEiNERiZED!!!1!!!..

Liquid Salt

1. salt kills leeches. therefore, when somebody is trying to leech off your funtimes, you express the desire for some "liquid salt&qu..

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