What is Schwab?
1.
A girl version of the
Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!
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2.
A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.
Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.
What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.
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3.
the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.
"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"
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4.
(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.
(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)
(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.
slut whore loose schwab
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5.
A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.
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verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.
I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.
Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.
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7.
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."
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