Schwab Edit Meaning

1.

A girl version of the douche bag

Dude you're new girlfriend is such a schwab!

See douche bag, annoying, stupid, weird, awkward

2.

A verb, meaning to make someone disappear, vanish, or basically cease to exist. This is done in a mysterious and quick manner.

Look, dude...don't make me schwab your ass.

What happened to Amanda? She got schwabbed.

See disappear, go away

3.

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. a schwab is typically a hilarious and kind-hearted person.

"Shes a sweetheart, that schwab!"

See amazing, awesome, super, forizzle

4.

(n) A schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a slut or dirty skank.

(v) To schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a vagina, but can work for anything)

(adj) Something that is schwab(esk) is "loose" or whorish.

slutwhorelooseschwab

See slut, loose, whore, bitch, cunt

5.

A schwab is a penis that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.

I don't know if the sex was good. It was wierd. He had a schwab.

See schwab, chode, tuna can, taint

6.

verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. Most often used in layers of falsehoods.

I heard we're serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.

Dude, you're schwabbing me, there's not even a celebration, much less lobster.

See false, lies, bullshit, liar, mythbusters

7.

n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.

"Your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party."

See wet blanket, buzz kill, stick in the mud, jerk, asshole, arse, arsehole