What is Scrooge?
1.
Someone who is extremely selfish/tight/a fucktard/someone you want to kill. Does not like to share stuff with other people, o be nice to other people.
It originates from Charles Dickens "Scrooge" story. Scrooge was a man who hated christmas and everyone, and magically a ghost appears and at the end he learns that he should be nice, and then goes to an Xmas dinner and is nice to everyone....
Understand?
Jimmy: Hey, can I have a piece of bread please?
Scrooge type man: No you may not, just because I have an unlimited supply of bread, does not mwan you can have some.
Or...
Charlie: May I listen to your MP3 player with you?
Claire: NO YOU CAN NOT!!! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE 5000 SONGS ON IT, AND ALSO LISTEN TO IT NON STOP ALL DAY, DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN LISTEN!!
Charlie: Haha...stupid emo... *pushes claire out window*
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2.
a miserable person. a person who is unwilling to give. stingy person.
he's such a scrooge
3.
To slam a being against a hard wall, pull down their pants as well as yours, get behind them in a comfortable upright position, and repeatedly stick your penis in and out of their anus.
To use strength and agility to force a man, woman, or toddler upon an elevated surface and to wiggle your way into their asshole.
Harry Johnson: Ahhh dude i can't walk, some child scrooged the shit out of me!!!
Steve: Ow!!
Brad: what happened man?
Steve: yesterday billy tossed me onto a desk and scrooged me until i blacked out
Fujimora: Herro is anybody here.
Creeper: I'm here Fujimora, im here.
Fujimora: Who say that?
Creeper: I say that Fujimora, i say that. Now get on the wall and pull down your pants, it's scrooging time.
4.
A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.
At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.
Bah Humbug!
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5.
what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.
person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)
person 2: ha! scrooge!
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6.
A noun or verb referring to an excretion of a moist substance.
As a Verb:
Ah! You didn't tell me you were going to scrooge!
As a Noun:
Shit! You spilled your sloppy scrooge!
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