Secretary Of Offense

What is Secretary Of Offense?


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Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

See president


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