What is Sharlene?
1.
A girl who probably sits next to you in some class and your first impression of her is that shes probably too nice or well behaved to do anything freaky like let loose a rumbling rumplestiltskin or shout "streaking windwardly scuzzbucket!!!!"
But then you go to a party and she happens to be the only sober one there and shes still crazier than Stephanie dry humping the ladder that you brought into the living room.
Alex - Hey Sharlene ... How's life?
Sharlene - ... STREAKING WINDWARDLY SCUZZBUCKETS LOLOLOLOOLOL!!!! *Straddles ladder violently*
Alex - 0.o ( . Y . )
Stephanie - I CAN DO IT BETTER!!! LOOK MOM! NO HANDS!
Sharlene - Pthltpbth
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2.
The most amazing girl in the world. my bootifull girlfriend. babygirl
yo, you see little debby. shes no sharlene..
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