What is Shlate?
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When you have to take a shit you just can't hold and it makes you late for an appointment, a party, to meet friends or whatever.
"Hey Scottie, Sorry I'm so shlate, I just couldn't hold it. "No trouble. What's 15 minutes buddy?...So, you can shit yourself in your new Mini Crapper or race over here like a man possessed on dumps sweats. Hell no!!! Better shlate than never."
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A measure of exaggeration used to express a point
Can be shortened to just 'like ten'
Last know usage was Sudbury, Canada.
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When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.
Holy shit, Hunter just gave Sara a muddy puppy! That poor Rosie..
