Shuffleing The Deck Edit Meaning

1.

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate

Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot

Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night

See masturbate, jacking off, lindsey lohan, paris hilton, carmen electra

2.

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.

response: shuffleing the deck man

See deceit, sly, cheat, leftie, communist, marxist, lies, propaganda, outcome, fate, future