Skurp

What is Skurp?


1.

To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.

(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.

See molest, fondle, scurp

2.

To use the hand, especially the fingers to cup, tickle, and violate the genital region of another person, especially the testicles. Skurping is not intended for sexual enjoyment or pain (it is not a punch or hit), but to demostrate dominance over the person being skurped; it is also meant to demoralize the one being skurped. Skurping can also be extended to any action that dominates another, for instance an insult can be called a "verbal skurp", etc. During a skurp the one skurping should usually yell "Skuuuuurrp!" It can be used as a verb or a noun.

(v.) I cried myself to sleep after Bryant skurped me so bad.

(n.) Aaron gave Kevin a hearty skurp to demoralize him when he began to get cocky about his man parts.

See cup, molest, dominate, touch, testicles, genitals, cop a feel

3.

An extremely homosexual gesture many college students perform. It involves sexual harassment to another male's testicles. To perform a "skurp", curve one's hand slightly upwards and quickly and inconspicuously cup another male's testicles. If a female skurps a male it is considered pleasurable and welcomed by many straight men.

Michael skurped me damnit. I told him that if he does that then I will never speak to him again.

Jordan and Aaron killed some dude that skurped the both of them.

Jordan was getting a lou lou while getting skurped by the same female. He enjoyed it thoroughly.

See testicles

4.

dick residue; sometimes used as a synonym of 'dirty cunt'

you have some skurp on the corner of your mouth

See cunt, dick, jizz face, cum face, twat, twat waffle

5.

shoot, shit, darn, heck

Oh skurp! I aint talk to you for a minute.

See Kristen

6.

A term for any fine girl. From a distance any girl can be a skurp if they look good. When they get closer you can catagorize them as skanky or not.

Look at those skurps, they look how from way back here.


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